Ace & Colabus: Celibacy Tournament 20th March 2005

[colabus]

For those of you that are unsure, celibacy refers to abstinence from sexual intercourse or masturbation, especially by reason of religious vows. Although Ace nor I are religious we are undertaking this bet of whom can last the longest.

Start time: 20th March 10:00PM EST

May the best man win! ;)

RULES:
1. No masturbation whatsoever, not limited to but including: fondling self in class, shaking excessevly after urinating, making motions to bed sheets or pillow, unecessary scratching of genitalia.
2. Any instances of nocturnal mmissions (wet dreams) will result in direct disqualification.
3. No sexual stimulation from self-infliction, other female individuals or third party devices.
4. Upon mutual agreement where both parties decide to undergo one(1) session due to physical limitations like BlueBalls or painful urges. Or if both parties agree one(1) release is necessary then may do so.
5. Applicants must submit status once a day otherwise resulting in termination from the tournament.

[Ace]

pfft
like this will be a challenge
look at what im up against - 12 a day colabus.

i will emerge victorious
vote for Ace!

*damn 20 mins and im already feeling the stess*

[cool]

this is hot

[colabus]

(10:24) Ace: lol hope i dont have any misfires
(10:24) Ace: just walking along them bam!
(10:24) Ace: noooo

Don't place you confidence in this man! VOTE "1" COL!

[andy]

idiots:P

u have both already cheated

[Sethy]

wankers!

[aNticZ]

i dont really care....this is a stupid thing to do, what are u gaining from this?

[Revelation]

haha good luck lads.

This is just like Seinfeld, and may I ask how you are keeping tabs on each other? you need webcams in every room of each others houses at all times.

[Ace]

Heh ty for support

But na i trust him, and will take his word for it.
I just hope i dont end up lying to myself...
In denial or something, actually believe im not cheating.

anyways - sif need to worry about that, col will crack soon enough ;)

:roll:

[NimRock]

I notice that sex is not on your list

not thinking that that will be a problem aye boys?

[Marv3lo]

Arbitration of disputes will come directly under my control, with proper evidence to be presented upon any suspicion any rules being broken by either contestant. This may include, but not be limited to, video and graphic media, sound recordings and eyewitness accounts. Continual observation by impartial officials at all times is highly recommended to ensure the integrity of the competition.

[colabus]

i dont really care....this is a stupid thing to do, what are u gaining from this?

dude, have you ever got anything positive to say? ;)

may I ask how you are keeping tabs on each other?

the honour system :P

[colabus]

Just a update before I forget:

All is well in the world of col, 20hours and still kickin' ;)

[Ace]

wtf sif vote col
i will win this hands down
literally.

**Official Update for Day 1.**
24 Hour Mark is fast approaching.
Am feeling confident and prepared for the upcoming test.
I am building up strength now to try and make it through the night.
gg, and gl col. and may god have mercy on your penis.


col on the other hand - literally again
"omg man my balls are busting, i mean need to blow"
"damn Ace hurry up and give up already so i can beat my meat raw"

see those are actual quotes *shifty eyes*

[axis]

Hmm...might put my money on ace. Those quotes don't bode well for Col. On the other hand. one can only wonder how many times they have both already failed :P

[colabus]

col on the other hand - literally again
"omg man my balls are busting, i mean need to blow"
"damn Ace hurry up and give up already so i can beat my meat raw"

see those are actual quotes *shifty eyes*

This coming from the guy who's downloading Squirting.101.4-PEEPSHOW right now :P

[Ace]

dammit, sif pull that one out on me
I have No Comment.

[GTR]

hahaha sad Bet guys but yea Hmmmm :lol: sounds funny

[bakara]

goodluck :D , mmmm ace want pr0n passwords? got sum new ones? dirtylatinmaids? etc etc + to much to list :lol:

if any one else wants some , pm me :wink:

[Zee]

I voted for Ace because I like his style!

[Ace]

Ahh good men

<3 goes out to all who vote for me
Ill do my best!

[axis]

hahaha sad Bet guys but yea Hmmmm :lol: sounds funny
It will make more sense to you when you reach puberty geeeeeeeee teeeeeeee arghhhhhhh!

[axis]

3. No sexual stimulation from self-infliction, other female individuals or third party devices.
Two things come to mind.
1. "Other female individuals"
Is col a female, and so this whole thing is rigged?
2. specifies girls. I wouldn't put it past one of these two to get a guy ;d
in the nature of competitive sport it mentions nothing about gay (like assassin) activity.
I think this is all rigged.

[eskimofo]

I think a man is classified as third party device ;)

i voted for colabus because i want ace to get laid, for me.

[colabus]

I think a man is classified as third party device ;)

i voted for colabus because i want ace to get laid, for me.

thanks for the support eski, will do my best


btw guys, I can assure you I'm *not* gay, Ace on the other hand I can not be so sure ;)

[Ace]

i was young and experimental
and i tripped over and my mouth fell onto that horses dick...
i thought i had already cleared this issue up..

ooh man
na
sif
never have and never will go down that pathway.
<3 girls too much

btw send any pictures of young boys and older men to col, its one of his many fetishes, by supporting me u will be increasing my lead.

[eskimofo]

pm me your phone number and address ace, im a col fan boi ;)

[bakara]

i voted for both of uz b'coz i lub uz long time ...:wink:

[colabus]

Status report:

It's all good here, only I met this girl today! I'm totally owned by her and she's going to same uni doing nursing. Have to ask her out next time I see her I think.

I will not submit to temptation!

Ace will die!

whahahaahah! :twisted:

[Ace]

Report

Today was like any other day, accept i had a 8" lump in my pants.
Yes people were staring, yes i was trying to hide it with my folder.
Apart from that didnt feel the burn much.
Just a sence of unaccomplishment, a nagging feeling in back of my mind telling me something is wrong and i need to do something.

Nope all good on the front here.
No temptations and no slipups.
I could go for months.... hmm make that weeks... no days..

Col will die irl.
His balls will self destruct anytime soon.
Dont vote for him.
+ this new girl of his is counted as a 3rd party device.
So means if he blows his load when she flashes him a bit of thigh, i win.

Vote Ace.

[colabus]

lol